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Jan 2 2015 2014 NYE blastoff from Mission ControlCategory: Diary of a San Francisco Courtesan     12:31PM   0

This is for all you cosplay fetish geeks and sci-fi Star Trek nerds that got off watching episodes of the campy Lost in Space TV show (back in the '60s, the future looked like what Austin Powers thought 2014 would look like. Pretty groovy.)

You waited in anticipation to see the alien sexy villain chicas with their laser guns, duct taped boobs wearing crotch-length silver mini dresses and hairdos that looked like they hid an arsenal of weapons. They came from the planet Whoredome and took over the males species of earth for anal probing and sperm selection (unsurprisingly, most of the earthling men didn't put up much of a fight). "Lost in Space" was this years theme of Mission Control's 2014 new years' shagadelic sex party. Wish I could show you pictures of the burlesque show and alien sex fiends shagging in zero gravity pods, but cameras weren't allowed inside the space capsule. I had a friend take a few of me at the portal entry. 

Happy 2015, my alien sexy friends. May love and the erotic force be with you!

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