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Joy to The Word

Jun 2 2014 May is Masturbation MonthCategory: Diary of a San Francisco Courtesan     10:38PM   0

I've been a busy bee these days, I apologize for not posting this a few days ago. 

May: the most marvelous time of the year when we celebrate flowers a-bloomin', bees a-buzzin' and vibrators a-buzzin' to commemorate May as National Masturbation Month! Of course it was started in my favorite lefty, pervy city of San Francisco. Our beloved local sex shop, Good Vibrations, proclaimed May as Masturbation Month in 1995 to protest the firing of then-Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders who was terminated in the Clinton admin for saying some kind words and simple facts about masturbation- it’s free, doesn’t cause STD’s, it’s healthy and normal, it even burns calories and some say it prolongs one’s life with a smile plastered on one’s face. (I can attest to that.)

Which leads me to talk about the training I did at the IASHS this year to get certified as a sexological bodyworker, educator and Olympic-level proud masturbator. Eva Blake nails it perfectly: The cum stained carpet, the nondescript slummy building, her fear, her shame, her triumph at the Whole Foods. In the words of Cyndi Lauper, “She bop she a-boo she bop!”

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