I left my Heart in San Francisco

Adventures of the Senses:  A tea ceremony at Samovar. Inhaling the jasmine at the Conservatory of Flowers. Listening to a jazz show at the Fillmore. Admiring the view at Top of the Mark. Whether we're sharing five courses at NOPA or having breakfast in bed, I'll always give you something delicious to savor.

Adventures Great and Small: Relax and take in a concert in the park, the game or a watch a cheesy romcom from the comfort of our bed.

Strap on our hiking boots for a walk in Muir Woods, mountain biking in Marin, hop aboard the Napa Valley wine train, make out in mud bath in Calistoga, take in the views from the cable cars or try blues dancing (I'll show you some hot moves and we'll be dirty dancing in no time.)

Get dressed to kill at a night out at the opera, a masquerade ball or charity gala. Or take me clothes shopping and I'll model anything from panties to a panda costume.

• A peek into the velvet underground: be my plus-one for a private swing play party.

What else? play naked Scrabble, have me sing "Happy Birthday Mr. President" to you, check out a burlesque show, have me demonstrate a burlesque show, get our tarot cards read, play truth-or-dare...

(photo courtesy The Hubba Hubba Review.)